Erika HansonComment

My Valentines Plans Explained Using Sex And The City Screencaps

Erika HansonComment
My Valentines Plans Explained Using Sex And The City Screencaps

As of now, Valentines Day is in T-1 day, 1 hour and 30 minutes.

If you’re like many of us who don’t have a partner, then the day will be like any other. Except you’ll have to deal with everyone around you discussing their plans for the day, the gifts the gave and received, and how their partner proposed to them. But thats not even the worst of it. Social media will need biohazard sigs as it poses a threat to us mere singletons.

Realistically, most of us don’t mind Valentines day. I like seeing what people have done on the day, and how they’ve chosen to show their appreciation for their SO. So whatever you choose to do on the 14th, we’re rooting for you. And let me remind you, wear protection. We don’t need any more scorpios.


9:00am   Wake up and shower. Not looking as glamorous as Miranda does though.  Note to self: Buy an light olive green satin robe.

9:00am

Wake up and shower. Not looking as glamorous as Miranda does though.

Note to self: Buy an light olive green satin robe.


11:00   Grab a coffee-to-go from Starbucks. In this economy? Yes. Venti Coffee Frappe with Almond Milk.

11:00

Grab a coffee-to-go from Starbucks. In this economy? Yes. Venti Coffee Frappe with Almond Milk.


12:00   Realising you have no food in your house, aka snacks to binge on in the evening, whilst crying watching romance movies. Popping into M&S because you have standards.

12:00

Realising you have no food in your house, aka snacks to binge on in the evening, whilst crying watching romance movies. Popping into M&S because you have standards.


14:00   Stopping for a quick  nutritious  lunch. No meat though; its 2019 and we care!!! about!!! the!!! planet!!! FYI, we won’t be wearing a beret.

14:00

Stopping for a quick nutritious lunch. No meat though; its 2019 and we care!!! about!!! the!!! planet!!! FYI, we won’t be wearing a beret.


16:00   Some shopping, because how else would I fill this cold, empty heart?

16:00

Some shopping, because how else would I fill this cold, empty heart?


18:00   Write a few articles for MIUSE, because content won’t just write itself. I know right? First World Problems. Also, I don’t drink (much) or smoke so I can’t radiate this image to the highest expectation.

18:00

Write a few articles for MIUSE, because content won’t just write itself. I know right? First World Problems. Also, I don’t drink (much) or smoke so I can’t radiate this image to the highest expectation.


20:00   Eat dinner alone. Lets just leave it at that. And no pity pls.

20:00

Eat dinner alone. Lets just leave it at that. And no pity pls.


21:00   Daily Ritual: Stare at yourself in the mirror and point out all your insecurities. But then realise that life is too short to care about your appearance and that there are much bigger things to worry about in life... Like how the coffee you drank today is  literally  300 calories.

21:00

Daily Ritual: Stare at yourself in the mirror and point out all your insecurities. But then realise that life is too short to care about your appearance and that there are much bigger things to worry about in life... Like how the coffee you drank today is literally 300 calories.


11:00   Go to sleep.  Another note to self: You really need a satin robe. This is a sign.

11:00

Go to sleep.

Another note to self: You really need a satin robe. This is a sign.